There’s a phenis in our living room. Lurking in the corner, a dark grey drab phenis.
I have great hopes for the phenis. Two years we’ve been here and our furniture is still where it hastily moved out of the way as we arrived; legacy furnishings to fit the space of our former home.
The phenis is to change all this, for the ridiculous price of $569. $569 for a sofa! And what’s more, it’s a storage sofa, AND a fold-out bed, all in one!
I know what you’re thinking. ‘This phenis of Larry’s must be something else”. And you’re right. It’s a storage couch and sofa bed. But can this phenis, jack off all trades AND be a master of fun?
No.
“You get what you pay for” some people say. “You pay for what you get” says another.
These people are both correct.
My phenis is stiff and hard and while long, visually unappealing and uncomfortable to sit on.
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