If it's 'authoritarian' to stay home for four,Recall the kin sent off to war!Just sit on your arse,You can wait out this farce,Then be back with your friends of slack-jaw. Well done getting four doz. loo rolls.Will you eat them if it's for you the bell tolls?If someone can't wipe their assThey'll just do it... Continue Reading →
My darker end to ‘The Notebook’
Way back when I first watched The Notebook I had had a few beers and I wasn't paying a lot of attention. So little that, when the final scene came and Allie realises who the Duke is, I mistook who it was. I thought the movie was a bit naff but the ending was surprisingly... Continue Reading →
Wellington Parking Ticket
I got a parking ticket. I got a parking ticket and it violates all that is fair, Just and decent. Since I am technically wrong and I'm powerless to do anything, here's my catharsis. Claire and I are getting married soon - it's very exciting - and my best men and I need to look... Continue Reading →
Broken Heels and Bicycle Wheels – my book!
Join me on my epic adventure from 2018 where I tried to traverse this great nation of ours by walking Te Araroa and then cycling Tour Aotearoa! What you'll get: 250 pages of English words Section maps for both the tramping and the bikingPaperback or various eBook formats - MOBI for the Kindle folk, ePub... Continue Reading →