Level 4 COVID limericks

If it’s ‘authoritarian’ to stay home for four,
Recall the kin sent off to war!
Just sit on your arse,
You can wait out this farce,
Then be back with your friends of slack-jaw.

Well done getting four doz. loo rolls.
Will you eat them if it’s for you the bell tolls?
If someone can’t wipe their ass
They’ll just do it with grass
Or dig a wee hole like some moles.

There once was a man got the jab
A small prick in a clinic rather drab.
Some nut called it an infection,
Said he’d lose his erection,
But the man found the process quite fab.

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